Quantum Bakery Course with Mrs Uren
News from the Adult Education Committee
We are delighted to announce that, once more, Mrs Uren has returned from the back of her curved-time oven to present another series of lectures on Quantum Cookery.
This time, the emphasis is on traditional baking and Nan Uren will, as ever, pass on her infectious enthusiasm and knowledge of specialist cakes, pastries and savouries like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Sponge and Schrodinger’s Fancies.
Participants should bring basic utensils, flour and baking powder, as well as a Moulinex Particle Beam Accelerator and a locked box containing what may or, indeed, may not be a dead cat.
The course of six lectures costs TR€ 25.00.

Notice of By Election
Trepanning Town Council Legal Notice
Notice is hereby given that the Ward of Awesom Wells, recently vacated at terminal velocity when Councillor DeLorean fell off Shady Cove Cliffs, is open to election by popular vote.
Candidates must be proposed and seconded by persons of good character and standing who, in turn, will be examined by a panel of proctologists and smut doctors to ensure that there is no sleight of hand involved. A Certificate of Belonging will be required for all in-comers whose families have lived in Trepanning for less than 600 years.
Trepanning Town Council